DAISY : Chapterone, she adored London,
a city as passionate and beautiful as she was.
No.
No, no, no, too derivative.
Chapter one.
TIM : As far back as I can remember,
I've always wanted to be a graphic artist.
And one day soon, I will be.
ALL:
TIM : I'm Tim.
I'm 27 and I'm single.
I haven't always been.
I had a five year relationshipwhich ended really badly.
I'm over it now, though.
DAISY : Thecity, London, Londillion.
Oh, that's ju-- that's just shit.
TIM : This is Daisy,my flatmate and my friend.
She wants to be a writer.
But basically, I think she's as confused as me.
She's away at the moment traveling around Asia.
She said she wanted to go and find herself.
I hope she does.
She got a bit of money aftershe sold a few articles,
about 400 pounds actually.
Her Auntie gave her the rest.
This is Brian.
He lives downstairs from us.
He's an artist.
TIM : Sort of.
DAISY : Londonwas her place, definite
and focused like her mind, the home
of her triumphs and tragedies.
TIM : This is Mike.
Why!
TIM : He's my best friend.
Mike has just got backinto the Territorial Army.
He got chucked out because he nicked a tank
and tried to invade Paris.
He's much better now though.
Yes!
DAISY : It was a citythat loved her, cared for her,
and never judged her.
TIM : This is Twist.
She's Daisy's best friend, although, I'm
not entirely sure why.
I haven't actuallyfigured her out just yet.
She's either sweet andstupid or an evil genius.
Either way, she's sleeping with Brian
and she works in fashion, apparently.
MARSHA: I've got an idea, why don't I put--
TIM : This is Marsha.
And that was her daughter Amber.
Marsha is our landlady.
As far as she's concerned, Daisy and me
are a professional couple.
Although, that's notreally important anymore.
Anyway, she's lovely.
Fuck off!
TIM : This is our baby--
dog, sorry, the dog, his name is Colin.
And this is our home.
We have lived here for about a year.
DAISY : And as muchas she traveled the world,
it was the city of London she longed for,
the home of her passions,her adventures, her friends.
This was their flat and it always would be.
Hello!
Hello, Tim!
I'm home!
Hello!
Oh.
Hey!
Hey.
Welcome.
Hello.
Hey!
- Hey. - Enough.
Sorry.
So how are you?
How was Asia?
Oh, it was great.
I had a wonderful time.
It was beautiful.
It was like, you know,being in another country.
I mean, I was in another country.
But it was like, you know, a different world.
It was another universe.
I feel very zen.
I feel very different.
I don't know where to start.
Near the end?
Where's Colin?
Ah, um.
Um.
Oh, you bastards!
He's all right.
He's upstairs with Marsha.
Oh, is he all right?
He's fine.
I'm sure he's fine.
Check out the tan.
Yeah, you look like Pocahontas.
Oh, thank you very much, Casper.
You know, the ghost.
Ah.
So how are you, then, you big, bloody man?
I'm good. I'm good.
I've had a few things to work through, you know.
With Sarah?
No, with George Lucas.
Tim, it's been over a year.
It's been 18 months, Daisy.
And it still hurts.
Well, I didn't think "ThePhantom Menace" was that bad.
It's nice to see you here, Mike.
What have you been up to?
Oh, well, I'm through thequarter finals of "Robot Wars."
Oh, wow.
Yeah, but I've had to move out of mum's place.
Really?
Things have been a bit difficult.
She's been very overbearing.
And I felt suffocated and unable to grow.
I've got a lot to offer the world, Daisy.
And I don't think my mum'sready to accept that yet.
Right.
And I shot the cat up the asshole.
Right.
Well, we'll have to come overto your flat and have a party.
Ah, yeah, uh, well, actuallyDaisy, he's staying here.
Um, I spoke to Marsha and she sort of said,
you know, the more the merrier.
And I mean, as far as she's concerned,
he's staying in the spare room.
Oh, right.
Yeah, well, oh, oh, oh, my room.
- Yeah. - I see.
Yeah, sorry to spring this on you
Daisy, but he had nowhere to goand there was a bed going, so.
It's fine.
I hope you haven't made too much of a mess.
He'll be on the sofa by tonight, Dais.
It's fine.
It's fine, fine.
I've been sleeping rough for two months,
another night is not gonna kill me.
Come on, then, let's see your photos.
No need for photos.
Welcome to the 21st century.
Yeah, I got this cheap in Singapore.
All right, here we go.
I've got three two-hour cassettes.
I just couldn't stop filming.
You know, I'm thinking aboutgoing into documentary film
making, you know, like travelogues and stuff,
like a kind of Michael Payne ..
I could use this as a pilot, actually.
So just see what you think,you know, see what you think,
see what you think.
Hello and welcome to Bangkok.
Just yell if you get bored.
DAISY : --Bangkok Gardens.
Um, I've been here for about four days.
Uh, it's really early in the morning.
It's about--
BRIAN: Who is it?
It's Daisy.
Hello, you.
Hi.
Go there.
Do you want some tea? - Yes.
Yes, please.
I just got you some LapsangSouchong especially because I
knew you were coming back.
Oh, thanks.
So did you have a great time?
Yes.
Yes, I did.
Yes, it was just-- it was amazing.
It was incredible, you know, just
so many different places and--
Is everything all right, Brian?
Yes.
Why?
You just, you seem different.
I feel different, Daisy.
Are you on Prozac?
No, no, I'm just--
I don't know.
I'm enjoying life.
And it's-- listen, it's thank you--
thanks, thanks, thanks to you.
It's because of you I met Twist.
And, oh, I can't believeI was single for so long.
Love is a beautiful thing, Daisy.
You should try it.
Oh, well, are you two having fun, are you?
Oh.
Well, I'm--
I'm very happy for you, Brian.
TIM AND MIKE: Ooh!
Ah!
Ee!
Ow!
Oh, is this a new one, is it?
No, same one.
What, our one?
Yeah.
MARSHA: Hello.
Marsha.
TIM AND MIKE: Shit!
Hello, kitten.
Welcome, home.
Hello.
Oh, hello. Hello, baby.
Hello, how are you? How has he been?
Has he missed me? - Oh, he's fine.
TIM AND MIKE: Oh!
I had a bloke come andput a dog flap out the back.
He loves it.
He's never in these days.
That's because mummy's been away.
But she's back now, isn't she?Isn't she?
Go on, go on, in your basket, in your basket.
TIM AND MIKE: Oh!
Well, come in.
Come and sit down.
Hello, you two.
TIM AND MIKE:
Yeah, well, nice to have you back, Daisy.
I've got you something.
TIM AND MIKE:
Oh, duty free.
How did you know?
TIM AND MIKE: Ah!
How was it, kitten, was it magic?
Oh, yes, it was.
I just-- I feel energized, you know?
I feel creative.
I feel absolutely good.
TIM AND MIKE: Ooh!
Did you behave yourself?
What do you mean?
Well, you know, young woman away on her own
without her beau.
TIM AND MIKE: Ee!
Never know what might happen.
Half a bottle of OuzoDestructo and ooh, the regret.
Well, I didn't actually go toGreece, Marsha, I went to Asia.
Oh. Oh, I know.
I know. I was just saying.
TIM AND MIKE:
I trust you didn't play away.
TIM AND MIKE: Ooh.
Well, there was--
there was this one guy.
Go on.
DAISY : He was called Stephen.
I met him at the airport on the way home.
Nothing happened, just, he was really sweet.
Aw.
Did he remind you of Tim?
Uh, no, not really.
DAISY : We just sort of found
each other, kindred spirits, you know.
We talked for ages about everything.
It was great.
He was so easygoing.
But I met a lot of reallyannoying idiots on holiday,
you know, going on and on.
But Stephen just seemed different.
I dunno.
He made me feel relaxed, at ease.
Like I could be myself.
What can I say?He was like a real gentleman.
So what happened?
I dunno.
DAISY : We wereat arrivals just chatting
and we were gonna share a cab.
And he just vanished.
I must have lost him in the crowd.
Oh, well, you know what they say.
Why go out for hamburger whenyou can have steak at home?
Get off me, you bummer!
Oh, there she is.
duchess of the D grade.
Doing her A-levels, bless her.
Where the fuck have you been?
I don't mind you staying out late,
but at least you could phone.
Right, I'm off.
Oh, hang on, I've got something else for you.
It's video footage of me.
Oh, good.
Just see what youthink, see what you think.
Yeah.
It's nice to have you back safe, Daisy.
You look really well.
A lot of people loose weightwhen they're travelling.
You all right?
Yeah.
I just-- I just feel a bit weird.
That's all.
That's-- this timeyesterday, I was in Delhi.
TIM AND MIKE: Ooh.
The most exciting, magical city in India.
TIM AND MIKE: Ah!
Probably the world.
And I'm just back in London.
TIM AND MIKE: Ee!
Where nothing ever happens.
It's not here.
We have the wrong bag?
Look.
Daisy Steiner, 23 MeteorStreet, Tufnell Park.
What do you want to do?
Get the car.
TIM AND MIKE:
And a choke slam.
Ah!
Stone cold!
Ah!
Ah, come on, Daisy, why don'tyou come and have a fight?
Ah!
No.
All right, suit yourself.
TIM AND MIKE:
How about we go down to the pub?
The pub?
Yeah, I really want to go down to the pub.
I just, I fancy a pint of Guinness
and some salt and vinegar crisps.
I just feel a bit jet laggedand I don't want to fall asleep.
Daisy!
You coming?
Yeah, just-- just give me a second.
Hm, I'm wearing nothing at all.
Mm-hm, what are you wearing?
Oh, ooh, Prada.
What's Prada?
Is he coming?
Oh, I left him a note.
Right, well, you can buy the first round.
Oh, I've only got rupees.
Oh, God, all right.
Mike can get the first round.
What?
I just want to have a nice, relaxing day.
Yes?
- Daisy Steiner? - Yes.
Are you Daisy Steiner?
Psh, no.
Do you know where she is?
No.
Do you know where she is?
Why?
Ms. Steiner is under suspicion of bringing
a bag containing sensitivematerials into the country.
Sensitive?
Can you tell us where she is, Mr. Topp?
How did you know my name?
It's written on the doorbell.
Oh, right.
Where is she, Brian?
Brian isn't on the doorbell
Where is she?
What pub?
Right, I'm off to, uh, point the pink pistol
at the porcelain firing range.
Oi, oi.
Oh, come on, Daisy.
It can't be that bad being back.
I'm fine.
I was really looking forward to coming back,
you know, seeing everybody.
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I've--
I've been looking forwardto seeing you, too.
I have.
You know, it's been reallyweird since you've been away.
The flat's been very different.
There's just been, I don'tknow, something missing.
Really?
What?
Um, the smell.
- Daisy Steiner? - Yeah?
Yeah?
Would you come with us, please?
Where you going?
Would you come with us, please?
Uh, no. I'm all right here.
Ms. Steiner, I don't wantto have to tell you again.
I think you should go with them, Dais.
I'm not gonna go with them, Tim.
I don't even know who they are.
Ms. Steiner, you are under suspicion
of illegally bringing sensitivematerials into the country.
What?
A kite?
We have your partner in custody, Ms. Steiner.
Your partner?
A Mr. Stephen Edwards.
Who is Stephen Edwards, Daisy?
Daisy?
DAISY : He was likea real gentleman, gentleman,
gentleman, gentleman.
Little shit.
Who is Stephen Edwards?
I met him at the airport.
- Oh, did you now? - Ms. Steiner.
Do you mind? I am trying to have a--
Ow!
Say hello to my little friend.
Shit!
That just happened, didn't it?
Uh, yeah.
DAISY : Here we are.
Steve is going down the corridor.
Stop walking in frontof the telly, your tights
are strobing.
You won't go out looking like--
bloody hell.
Note to self, shoot first, quip later.
Where did you learn to takecare of yourself like that?
Well, let's say my time in Asia
wasn't just spent sightseeing.
I've changed, Tim.
Your front door is open.
Brian.
Welcome home, Ms. Steiner.
They, uh-- they arrived just before you did.
You Lando.
Take a seat, Ms. Steiner.
And let us not have a repeatof our last encounter.
You're beginning to try my patience.
We have the bag, Ms. Steiner.
I didn't know I had it.
There's no point resisting.
You have illegally carriedgoods into this country,
contravening every customs law there is.
And we have all the evidencewe need to bring you in.
No, you don't.
Marsha.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, Brian.
What is this?
I think this will clear everything up.
We don't have time for this.
To me!
Wait!
Well, thanks for your help, Mrs. Klein.
It's miss, actually.
Ms Klein.
We'll keep this for study, Ms. Steiner.
Don't even think about leaving the country.
Don't worry.
I won't.
I can't afford it.
Ah, that's better.
You'd never know he'd been here.
Oh, he's like a giant baby with a moustache.
Thanks for letting him stay, Daisy.
He won't be here too long.
That's all right.
It's all right.
I quite like having him here.
And I'm sorry about your kite.
My kite?
Yeah, yeah, I got it for you.
- Did you? - Yeah.
Oh.
You sure you didn't get it for Stephen Edwards?
It was a weird day, wasn't it?
Mm-hm.
Sort of--
Slightly unbelievable.
Mm.
It's nice to be back, though.
It's nice to have you back.
Get off me, you Joey.
Ah!
Hello and welcome to Bangkok.
I am in the Phad Phang Pang Pong Phankam.
Well, it's not that.
But it's something like that,the memorial peace gardens.
Um, I've been here for about four days.
It's really early in the morning.
It's about 5 o'clock.
So it's a bit chilly, sort ofa bit wired from the coffee.
I hate this job.